Bennett Sewell Art

I’ve always been special, and I see that you are envious because you feel inferior to me.  I know I’m demanding and self-centered, but I am the full package.  Why my children don’t pay enough attention to me, I don’t know.  I’m sorry I couldn’t come to your sister in law’s service yesterday, but I had a hair appointment.  Would you bring some of the hors d’oeuvres from the wake over to my house?  Don’t come after ten o’clock because I’ll be in bed.

 

Hattie Mae:

 

She is the only dog I know who spends most of her day admiring her reflection in the water bowl.  She really believes that nothing else matters.